A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many peo...

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is ...

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shave...

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF ...

I've just come out of the 'chippy' with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless ma...

Try to think this one through. The answer is at the end. Here's the riddle: At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on op...

A teacher asks a redneck girl to use "handsome" in a sentence. She says, "When I'm suckin' dick and ma jaw gets sore,...

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!... She bought an air con...

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long...

Hell...........back in 1990, the Government seized the legal Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried...

A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January, are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight. The...

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better.. T...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador ...

Two Hutterites walk into a pet shop in Swift Current and head directly to the bird section. Jacob, the Preacher, says to John, the Farm Boss...

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over...

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head...

The following is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers. Question: Are you Male, or female? To find out the answer,...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was...