A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."
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