Bumper Stickers

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.


If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.


Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.


The Earth Is Full - Go Home.


I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.


So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.


Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.


If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?


Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.


Illiterate? Write For Help.


Honk If Anything Falls Off.


Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.


He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.


I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.



You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!


I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.


Fight Crime: Shoot Back!


(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...


Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph


Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?


Ax Me About Ebonics.


Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.


Boldly Going Nowhere.


Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.


Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends


Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.


All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.


AND Finally


"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON"