Why Motorcycles are better than men

1. You can ride a motorcycle when you want to

2. Motorcycles never try to ride you

3. Motorcycles don’t sulk for a week when you don't ride them

4. Motorcycles aren't hairy

5. Motorcycles don't have a complex about the size of their parts

6. Motorcycles don't fall asleep when you've finished riding them

7. Motorcycles don't complain when you take them shopping

8. Motorcycles are never too proud to let you ask for directions

9. Motorcycles stay hard all the time

10. Motorcycles don't take their socks off and pick their feet

11. Motorcycles are never too drunk to ride

12. Motorcycles don't screw around.

13. Motorcycles don't care if it's that time of the month.

14. Motorcycles don't have parents.

15. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16. Motorcycles don't care about professional sports.

17. You can share your motorcycle with your friends.

18. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you've ridden.

19. When riding, you and your motorcycle can arrive at the same time.

20. Motorcycles don't care if other motorcycles look at you.

21. Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles

22. You don't have to be jealous of other women who covet your motorcycle

23. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.

24. Your motorcycle won't start going until you're ready.

25. You can ride your motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get exhausted.

26. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.

27. There is no limit to how long motorcycles can keep going.

28. Motorcycles don't mistrust you if you're an experienced rider.

29. Your motorcycle never wants a night out with the other motorcycles.

30. Motorcycles don't care what you wear.

31. Motorcycles don't feel their bikehood is threatened if you insist on driving.

32. If your motorcycle doesn't look good you can add bling.

33. You can ride your motorcycle the first time you meet it, without worrying about whether it will call you back the next day.

34. You don't have to cover your motorcycle with rubber when you ride it.

35. You don't have to worry about where your motorcycle has been before you met it.

36. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorcycle