A  blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win"  sticker on her coffee cup.
So  she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a  motorhome!
I've  won a motorhome!"
 
The  waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free  lunch." But the  blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a  motorhome!"
Finally,  the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're  mistaken.  
You  couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a  prize.
The  blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a  motorhome!"
And she  hands the ticket to the manager and HE  reads...
 
  
"Win a bagel"
 
 
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