Sunday, October 22, 2006

trying Viagra

A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to
ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.
”What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even
take an aspirin.

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He

won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know how things went"

It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to the progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh J aysus M ary and J oseph, doctor,
twas horrid. Just terrible!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard
de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with
a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce!

With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't
he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me
on the tabletop!

It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"

"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed , 'twas the best
sex I had in 25 years. But, oh me son, I'll never be able to show me
face in Tim Horton's ever again!"

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