NO Bike

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His Father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the
mortgage on
this house is$580,000 and, unfortunately, your mother just lost her
job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard mum tell
you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
with a $580,000
mortgage and no bike!"