Easter and the 3 Blonds

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell
him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said 'Easter is a holiday where
they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.' St. Peter said,
'Noooooo,' and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde, a Brit, said 'Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts.' St. Peter said, 'Noooooo,' and he banished her
to Hell.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and
St. Peter said, 'So, tell me.'
She said, 'Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested
Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they
buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... '
St. Peter said, 'Verrrrrry good.'

Then the blonde continued, 'Now, every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks
of hockey.'
St. Peter fainted.

Go Canucks Go!!!