One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a little  blue "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them  out. 
"Bonnie," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my  underwear?" 
She shot back:  
          "It's not talcum powder.   
                  It's 'Miracle Grow'."
 
 
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