Drunks and Bikers

A drunk walks into the biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, stagger to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused because he is big, mean and bad and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans in closer and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans really close and says: "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, towering over the drunk, takes him by the shoulders, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Grandpa,........Go home, you're drunk."