Drug Dog

A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when another man sat down in
the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever
in the middle seat next to the man. The first man
looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the
dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent
and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name
is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show
you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out,
the agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to
"search". Sniffer jumped down, walked along the
aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a
woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw
on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy",
and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is
in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note
of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend
her when we land.

"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed
two paws on the agent's arm.

The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."


"I like it!" said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little
while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back
to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded
to shyte all over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and
couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would
behave like that, so he asked the agent "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."