January -- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February -- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March -- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April -- Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May -- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June -- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July -- Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August -- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September -- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October -- Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November -- Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December -- Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!
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