A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said 'This is a very special 'casion.
It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed.
' The clerk winked and asked, 'Do you want the bridal?'
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied,
'No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her hair 'til she gets used to it.
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