Bubba and Clem

One day, Clem was walking down Main Street when he
saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?'
'Bobby Sue gave it to me' Bubba replied..
'She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?'
'Well, Clem, let me tell you what happened. We were
driving out on County Road 6, in the middle
of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the
road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into
the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all
her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
So I took the truck!'
'Bubba, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit ya'!'