Saturday, May 31, 2008

PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT FOR SENIORS . . .

An elderly couple were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to have sex seven times a week
He Said: Put me down for Fridays

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