Doc's on Holidays

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow
and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the
clinic and take care of all my patients'.

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
'So, Ole, how was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients.

'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,
sir,' says Ole.

Bravo, bravo!

You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters.

Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table
and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two
years!!

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'