And then the fight started

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I wouldhave to
go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver
hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too'
And then the fight started.....