DRIVING WITH GRANDPA

A FRIEND, WHO WORKED AWAY FROM HOME ALL WEEK,
ALWAYS MADE A SPECIAL EFFORT WITH HIS FAMILY ON THE WEEKENDS.
EVERY SUNDAY MORNING HE WOULD TAKE HIS 7 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER
OUT FOR A DRIVE IN THE CAR FOR
SOME BONDING TIME, JUST HE AND HIS
GRANDDAUGHTER.

ONE WEEK IN PARTICULAR HE CAME HOME SICK,
AND ON SUNDAY HE WAS STILL BATTLING A BAD COLD
AND REALLY DIDN''T FEEL UP TO GOING OUT FOR A DRIVE AT ALL.
LUCKILY, HIS WIFE CAME TO THE RESCUE AND SAID THAT
SHE WOULD TAKE THEIR GRANDDAUGHTER OUT.
WHEN THEY RETURNED, THE LITTLE GIRL ANXIOUSLY
RAN UPSTAIRS TO SEE HER GRANDFATHER.

'WELL, DID YOU ENJOY YOUR RIDE WITH GRANDMA ?

YES, GRANDPA' THE GIRL REPLIED,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE DUMB BASTARD,

OR A LOUSY SHIT HEAD,

OR SON OF A BITCH,

OR CRAZY ASSHOLE

ANYWHERE WE WENT TODAY !





BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE DOESN'T IT?