Dream job

A guy walks into the local welfare office. He waits in line, and finally
gets to the Clerk's window.

While waiting for his cheque, he says, 'You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job.'

The Clerk behind the counter says, 'Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage.
The starting salary is $90,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, says , 'You're Bullshitin' me!'

The Clerk says, 'Yeah, well... You started it.'