The Nun's Story

A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied 'He went that way.'

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'
The nun said 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added 'I hope I'm not being rude but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls . . . .
I don't want to go to Iraq either.'