Gay Baby

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen
babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse
comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.

'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the
other. 'All these unhappy babies .... and yet
our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of
gay love!'

The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now, but just
watch what happens when I pull the thermometer
out of his ass.