The 'F' Word

The 'F' Word
(Correct use of the 'F' word)
When is the word @#$% Acceptable?

There have been only Twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for us

They are as follows:

12. 'What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?'
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. 'What the @#$% was that!?'
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

10. 'Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?'
-- George Armstong Custer, 1877

9. 'Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.'
-- Einstein, 1938< /span>

8. 'It does so @#$%ing look like her!'
-- Picasso, 1926

7. 'How the @#$% did you work that out?'
-- Pythagoras, 126=2 0BC

6. 'You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?'
Michelangelo, 1566!

5. 'Where the @#$% am I?'
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. 'Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!'
Noah, 4314 BC

3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?'
Bill Clinton, 1998

2. 'What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?'
Martha Stewart, 2005

And a drum roll please...... ....!

1. 'Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad.'
Saddam Hussein, 2003



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