Two Newfies

Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the first Newfie says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over
to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'

The second Newfie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says,'Well, I don't know about related,
but it sure would make us even.'