SEX WITH AN OLDER MAN......

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah
Winfrey.

Oprah asked," Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you?
You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable."

Mr. Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do
when I do it."

Oprah said, "I understand you still do the sex thing,
even at your age."

George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at
it...

Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man, would you do it
with me?"

So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just don't
believe I have never been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man."

George said, "The second time is even better than the first time."

Oprah said, "You can really do it again at your age?"

George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles
in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up
in thirty minutes."

Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your
batteries?"

George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman
she stole my wallet!"