Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:

Man:
'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.
' Priest:
'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man:
'What sins?'
Priest:
'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man:
'I'm Jewish.'
Priest:
'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man:
'I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!'