Two Ladies Talking in Heaven.

1st woman Hi my name is Wanda
2nd woman Hi l'm Sylvia How'd you die?

1st woman l froze to death
2nd woman How horrible

1st woman lt wasn't so bad. After l quit shaking from the
cold. l began to get warm x sleepy and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman l died of a massive heart attack. l suspected
that my husband was cheating so l came home early to
catch him in the act. But found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.

1st woman So what happened?
2nd woman l was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that l started running all over the house looking.
l ran up into the attic and searched and down into the
basement. Then l went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. l kept this up until l had looked every
where and finally l became so exhausted that l just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman Too bad you didn't look in the freezer----we'd
both still be alive!!