A guy sits down in a seat on an airplane and notices the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?"
"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest set of cans was behind the counter. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", I said, 'I d like a picket to Tittsburgh.'" So, she socked me.
Mine was a tongue twister too! I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties," but I accidentally said, "you ruined my life, you fucking bitch!"
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