Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day
roaming around in Mexico .

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the
bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be
sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and
that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of
the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are
much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.

Sometimes the bull wins.