That's Funny Sh*t

A electrician walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a
moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just
testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the- art watch?' 'What's so special
about it?' The electrician explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.

'The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!'

The electrician smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Darn thing's an hour
fast.'