POLITICIANS

A busload of politicians were driving down a country
road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road
and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went
over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole
to bury the politicians.

A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the
crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the
politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all
dead?'
The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said
they weren't, but you know how them bastards lie.'