Bad Medical Assessment

Two medical students were walking along the
street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.

He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend:
"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like
that."

The other student says: "No, I don't
think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs
are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to
ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him:

"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we
couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical
Students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But
you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have
Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But
you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what
do you have?"

The old man
said, "I thought it was GAS......................but I was wrong, too!"