Lion Taer needed

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show
up One is a older retired golfer in his late sixties and the
other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them,
"I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your
equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.

Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her
coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to
lick her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my
life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."