A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. 
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 
"What are these, Dad? 
  
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
 condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
 
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. 
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." 
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
 
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one
 for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
 
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
 asks, "Then who are these for?"
 
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO> for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
 
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking 
up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 
"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one 
for March........"
 
 
No comments:
Post a Comment