That's Funny Sh*t

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came
running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly
but I thought, 'what the heck' and I started
jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily,
from all the jumping up and down, told me
that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for awhile so I told her, "That's great I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean there's more."

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....




(You're going to love this!)







"Well, that was the easy part. I went to WalMart
and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"