West Jet

After a West Jet flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome To Flight 293, non-stop from St. John 's to Toronto.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax and.... OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the Intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
One Newfie passenger yelled,
'Lard tunderin Jesus b'y... You should see the back of mine!'