Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in
   his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make
   love to when you have a headache."
  The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up
  and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know
  that's a sheep, not a cow."
  The guy replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd
  realize I was talking to the sheep."
 
 
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