I  can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.
It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot, or a Frenchman an asshole.
 
I was walking in a  cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone.
I  said, "Morning."  He  replied, "No, just taking a crap."
 
Went to my first Muslim  birthday party last week.
The  musical chairs was a bit slow, but man, pass the parcel was quick!!!
 
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realized that the  Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him,  "What's up Abdul........ Won't it start?"
 
 
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