Just in case any of you may be having security concerns, I thought I would pass this suggestion I received from a friend  along. HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
 
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
 
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
 
4 Leave a note on your door that reads:
 
"Bubba,
 
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.  Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
 
Better wait outside.  Be right back.
 
 Cooter
 
 
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