A NEWFIE NAMED ERIC IS DRIVING HOME
AFTER DOWNING A FEW AT THE LOCAL PUB.
HE TURNS THE CORNER AND SEES A TREE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.HE SWERVES TO AVOID IT.
HE REALIZES THERE'S ANOTHER DIRECTLY INHIS PATH!
HE DISCOVERS HIS DRIVE HOME IS CAUSING
HIM TO VEER FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO AVOID ALL
THE TREES.
MOMENTS LATER HE HEARS A POLICE SIREN
AND STOPS HIS CAR.
THE OFFICER APPROACHES HIS CAR AND ASKS HIM WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING.
ERIC STARTS TO TELL THE STORY OF THE TREES ON THE ROAD. THE OFFICER STOPS HIM IN MID SENTENCE AND SAYS...
FER CHRISE SAKES,ERIC, THAT'S YER
AIR FRESHENER !
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