building permit

I just applied for a building permit for my new house.

I told them it was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place with a big sound system on the outside.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.

The City council told me to F off.

So I resubmitted the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday...