One Phone Call

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace
Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone
call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a "Black & Decker"