A Scotsman in a bar in Cuba

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when

a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and

orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the

whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't

you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.



A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The

man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves

him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The

bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says,

"Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the

man leaves.



The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of

whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The

bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman

says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Hey where is your

big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and

says, "Secret Service!"