Paddy rings the door bell of his new girlfriend,
and has a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers,
and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls up her skirt,
rips her knickers off, and says 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says Paddy,
'You must have a vase somewhere!'
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