The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in New Brunswick .

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "Ive heard enough of your stupid ass blonde jokes! What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a
person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like
you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you
and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes,
but women in general and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little fucker on your
knee!"