Wife Tails

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your
money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling
single again.

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good
Maid!

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them