Many people ask their accountant which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing?
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5
year relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.
This is Heather...
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favourite hooker, Kristen charged $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen...
So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5
years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total
for sex every night .
This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing
Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.....
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