Complete and Finished

Complete and Finished,,,,what's the difference??????
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference
between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy
to understand:

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED
But.................... there is an explanation, as told by a Newfoundlander !!!!!!

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!

End of story