That's Funny Sh*t

"Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 45, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 55, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 65 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So, what's your point?"