A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk. The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The
receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that". "Why not, you asked me
what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The
receptionist replied "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room
full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private".
The
man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of
strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,
waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong
with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear,
sir?" "I can't piss out of it" he replied.
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