Ive just been molested

  A senior  citizens group charters a bus for an overnight
gambling casino  trip.

           An elderly woman  comes up to the bus driver and says,
'I've just been  molested!'

           The driver felt  that she had fallen asleep and had a
dream.. So he tells  her to go back to her seat and sit  down.

           A short time  later, another old woman comes forward and
claims that  she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus
load of old wackos, but who would be molesting these old  ladies?

           About 10 minutes  later, a third old lady comes up and
says that she'd  been molested too.

           The bus driver  decides that he'd had enough and pulls
into the first  rest area.

           When he turns  the lights on and stands up, he sees an old
man on his  hands and knees crawling in the  aisles.

           'Hey gramps,  what are you doing down there?' says the bus driver.

           'I lost my  toupee.  I thought I found it three times, but
every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs  away!'